Animal Hospital anomaly cheat sheet

Three slightly mismatched glowing red eyes rather than two. The extra eye sits on the forehead and the original pair is sometimes still visible underneath it. Some write-ups also report a low-pitched, distorted voice.

Empty, hollow eye sockets and a lifeless, blank, open-mouthed expression. Write-ups describe a visible hunch and slight twitching as part of the same tell.

Behaves normally but has small, wide circular eyes and unsettlingly realistic human teeth instead of animal ones.

A wide, unnatural, drawn-on grin with big bulging eyes, black pupils and prominent eye-bags.

A crooked, distorted smile with rows of sharp teeth and mismatched glowing eyes, usually paired with a warped, distorted voice. BloxGuidesGG adds that its head follows you around the room.

Short, repeated jerking of the head, neck and both arms while the patient stands still. BloxGuidesGG also reports an elongated neck on some variants.

The developed photo does not match the patient at the glass: eye shape, pupils or eyelids, ear shape or colour, markings, mouth shape, or in the worst case an entirely different animal. The difference can be as small as one missing pupil.

The eyes in the developed photo do not match the patient at the glass - a changed eye shape, an added eyelid, or a missing pupil. Everything else about the patient can look right.

The patient looks like a normal cartoon animal at the window, but the developed photo shows an eerie, unnaturally realistic face - distorted features that are not visible in person.

A grainy, staticky film across the developed photo.

A disturbing print: bloodshot eyes, a grotesque smile, blurred features. Picking it up before it finishes developing costs 10 sanity instantly.

On camera the entire body turns solid black, hiding every feature. fdaytalk reports a rarer disfigured version of the same tell.

The body looks heavily stretched or distorted on the feed and nowhere else. The distortion changes shape each time you switch camera angle or reopen the feed, and that change is the confirmation.

Looks completely normal at the window and in the photo, then shows a wide-open mouth full of sharp teeth, and a long tongue, on the camera feed once it reaches the check-in position.

Ears or horns look wrong or mismatched. Write-ups place mismatched ears in BOTH the photo and the camera feed, so compare ears at both steps - do not treat this as camera-only.

Always faces the camera. Switch to another feed and it turns to look at that one too, while a normal patient faces the reception desk.

On the feed a black bar covers the face, with a pair of realistic eyes drawn on top of it or showing through it.

The same jerky twitching motion, but it only shows on the security footage - the patient looks still at the window.